TVD Character Quotes

Kol: Long time brother!

Klaus: Do you want another dagger in your heart?
Kol: Again with the dagger threats? Don`t you have any other tricks?
Klaus: Oh, go back to staring at yourself.
Kol: And who are you, my father?
Klaus: No, Kol, but you`re in my house.
Kol: Then perhaps we should go outside.

Kol: I’m bored. Our sister is a strumpet, but at least she’s having fun. I need entertainment.
Klaus: What are you waiting for? Go on, have at it.
Kol: It’s not fun to go alone. Join me, Nik! It’s the least you can do after sticking a dagger in my heart.
Klaus: Okay. Why not? I didn’t have nearly enough to drink last night, what with you trying to murder Rebekah’s date.

Kol: I remember her from last night. She looks like a tasty little thing. (referring to Caroline)
Klaus: Say another word and I'll tear out your liver.



Kol: Rebekah, tell me how handsome I am.
Rebekah: Oh Kol, you know I can't be compelled.

Kol: Where's your date?
Rebekah: Flirting with his ex.
Kol: You've changed Bekah, settling for mortals is the first sign of weakness.
Rebekah: I'm not settling, I brought him here to kill him. I am hoping you will help your baby sister out.
Kol: And spit right in the face of mothers rules... I'm in.

Kol: Outside? What's wrong with right here on the stairs? Make a spectacle of it...
Rebekah: You sound like an idiot, Kol.

Kol: Well, well, well, there’s our girl.
Rebekah: Get out of my way, Kol.
Kol: Out all night. What a scandal! I trust you did better than that commoner? Matt, was it?
Rebekah: If you don’t shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth.



From Vampirediaries on wiki I just love the quotes!!

"Katherine's not getting DICK." -- Damon (2x07? Masquerade? I think)

Damon: {Reading Stefan's journal from the 20's to Elena} "Stefan's not a virgian! Im shocked!"

You suck-Caroline Forbes

"Maybe she just....died of sadness." -Caroline (I'll fix the quote once Damon and others are caught up on who died)

If we kill Klaus than Tyler will die

"Buffy the Vampire" - Caroline

"Ding Dong" - Sage

"No time to explain, wait for the movie" - Damon

"I gotta admit, even for me, it's a little kinky" - Damon

Klaus: "I`ll get straight to the point, love. People have been after me for a thousand year and I`m always one step ahead, so whatever it is you`re trying. Go for it, give it your best shot. You won`t succeed."

Elena: "Stefan thinks I love you"
Damon: "Do you?"

Rose:"Tell Damon i'm rooting for him and Elena"

"Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?" - Caroline

"To beat the villain, you have to be the better villain." - Stefan

"That's for me to know and for you to dot, dot, dot." -Damon

WAIT.. BEST QUOTE EVER??
"I will always choose you." -Damon

"Better you die than I..." Katherine

"There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones." - Damon

"Some weird Cinderella fettish" - Caroline

"You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do." - Damon Salvatore

Caroline: I have blood on my hands too. We all do.
Alaric: But the blood on my hands is your father’s…
Caroline: All I know is that I’m no better than you. So I’m going to take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe that you can be saved.

"Tonight it ends..." - Damon

Damon: "It means I'm an idiot for wanting what I want."

Elena: "Damon..."

Damon: "I get it. Brothers girl..... No. You know what. If I'm going to feel guilty, I'm going to feel guilty about this..(kisses Elena)... Goodnight."

Sage (Cassidy Freeman): My passions overtake my morals on a daily basis. It’s called living life to the fullest

"I wanted a family. They just didn't want me."- Klaus